i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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