She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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