Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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