This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
