Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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