some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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