Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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