Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
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