Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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