You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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