Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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