How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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