He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
