he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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