Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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