Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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