she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think your dad took our porno
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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