You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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