You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
God I need to hump something, right now.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
