week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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