..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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