Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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