I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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