Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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