just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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