you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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