How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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