I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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