8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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