if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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