i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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