so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Found your dick twin last night
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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