Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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