We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
God, you're like boner-b-gone
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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