"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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