Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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