I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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