All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he shaved USA in his pubs
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
