It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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