would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
