If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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