the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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