i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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