I bet he comes in French.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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