belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
its liver damage thursday
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