Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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