Hey man sorry I got all grabby
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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