Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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