I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Can I color on your dick again?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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