Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
